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Raw Water: The Peak Of Silly Optimization

It’ll kill ya!

Eric S Burdon
4 min readOct 3, 2024

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It’s official, the term Raw Water is now coined. A term given to water that you can find anywhere that isn’t in a bottle is called raw water.

The ocean? Bah. That’s salty raw water.

That river? No. That’s raw water my guy.

That creek in the backwoods? 100% raw water.

This shit is so fantastic the amount of health benefits this raw water provides if off the charts.

It’s unfiltered.

It’s untreated.

It’s filled to the brim with rich minerals.

There are so many freaking microbes in there ingesting this will just make you feel the vitality flowing through you. Purely unfiltered.

And most importantly this water is so fucking structured this water can make you into a brick house of a body.

So decrees Tristian, this random dude on the internet that built a brand called Decentralized Health and has the tag @bitcoinand_beef on Xwitter.

Look at this man and how majestic he is.

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Eric S Burdon

I write (and sometimes do videos) about self-help for those who don't like self-help. Complete with the occasional memes and riffs on the industry that I love.